Sigh. It's come to this, already.
BIG FUZZY-WUZZY CAT O' MINE
Big fuzzy-wuzzy cat o' mine
My Muse is mute, in pantomime
But tho' inspiration's fled
and my head is dead
I still have said
big fuzzy-wuzzy cat o' mine
Well, it's nice to see that I've still got my poetic chops.
Though I don't have a cat, fuzzy-wuzzy or otherwise. That's strictly artistic licence.