A Teamster on vacation in Las Vegas decided to check out the brothels.
At the first he went to he inquired of the madam: "Madam, is this house a union shop or non-union?"
She replied: "We are non-union. 80% of the profits are paid to management, leaving only 20% to the workers."
Disgusted, the Teamster went on to the next establishment and inquired of the madam: "Madam, is this house a union shop or non-union?
She replied: "We are a union shop. 20% of the profits are paid to management, leaving 80% to the workers."
"Excellent!" the Teamster cried. Pointing out a particularly curvacious blonde, he threw his money down on the table and shouted, "I want to buy the night with that woman!"
The madam, as she gathered up the money, said, "I'm sure you would, but --"
She jerked her thumb at a pathetic 85-year-old woman cowering in the corner.
"You get Agnes. She's got seniority."