I know that when Jay Leno comes on and I still haven't an idea what to babble about I'm in trouble.
I beg your indulgence. I'm working on a longer piece that I hope to post in the next couple of days and it's sort of sucking up whatever comedic oxygen I've got.
And it could be worse. Consider this effort, from some unnamed contributor to my blogroll, soon to be deleted therefrom:
it's close to 26 degrees & very pleasant. what's even more pleasant is that we may get a new toilet.
No. I will never sink this low. I will stick a plunger in it before the crap hits the waterline. I will bidet you adieu.
The day I start blogging about toilets is the day you should find more productive activities, and me too.