. . . a lazy nogoodnik no luck no truck no nothing Nanook & then one day Penelope I sat down & asked myself awright U terrible piece of trash how can U too nab nugget buckets chockablock fulla easy chopchop utilizing idiotproof DYNAMIC REAL ESTATE METHOD SYSTEM & meltaway unwanted pounds with UGLYFAT ZAPAWAY MACHINE & study the forbidden secrets of ANCIENT MOORISH VEGOCHOPPER, O just trust your nose & scent of rainbows as detailed in my subliminal cassette autobiography GOON? LOON? TYCOON! & so I marched right in there & that bank manager actually spit at me spit at me was that a nice thing to do I ask you that was not a nice thing to do if you ask me & very unprofessional on his part but behold this was all revealed in chapter seven of HOP SKIP JUMP TO ZILLIONAIRE VOODOO GODHOOD & so I returned to onceagain outline my proposals & realized immediate cashflow of $249 $745 $503 by compounding leverage & maximizing downturn & waving Smith & Wesson .38 around & spit at him spit at him & though stupid velvetrope maze somewhat complicated getaway have now refinanced debt to society & I believe I believe I know that the HARDLARD MUSCLEPAC TORTURACK folds up & stands in corner thus providing benefits of complete aerobic workout as you bang the vacuum cleaner against it for the next twenty years O call me crazy call me nuts call me now oneeighthundred & you are getting sleepy sleepy very sleepy I am getting sleepy sleepy very sleepy but as Marion will now demonstrate just a swig of ATOMIC TUMMY TONIC & look look lookit my Porsche Boxster rockstar vroomvroom & the red red blooms of Algeciras all perfume & my heart going like mad gonna park on the damn flowers if I wanna heres a grandstandhand forya officer I owe ya I own ya O hee O hie O ho hahah heres Hester Stanhope & old Captain Groves to tell you more Hester this seems like absolute garbage yes indeed it does seem like absolute garbage but thanks to the genius of Lipton G. Leobold who foresaw forsooth the need for SCIENTIFIC PERSONALITY UPGRADE you too can take off all your clothes & roll around in other people's money tired tired you are so sooo tired tired tired I am so sooo tired wait theres more its a three point plan 123 applause clapclap see it sparkle see it shine see if I can doze off now & if that jackboot jackass bossman thinks he can boss this boy around bossbossboss then quit I will quit spitspit O snap to it man streets paved with jewels strewn by fools why with gogetitiveness & vim & vigor & you will purchase MAGIMATIC MEMORY MODULE I will purchase MAGIMATIC MEMORY MODULE you will remember nothing nothing I remember nothing nothing all hail Colossus the king the world at your feet stomp stomp spitspitspit you are drifting drifting & speaking of which how would you like to ace that pesky entrance exam or would you rather squander your daze battling grimelords for control of the lucrative cigarette-butt trade yes you've tried to quit but you get those cravings hack ack ack just think of the savings & consider your brain a filing cabinet too much information bound to jam it & where is that Phillips file O I mean where is that Filipino screwdriver O I mean what was the name of that tastytasty bartenderstyle refreshment such as could be had in your finer type establishments where the doorman doesn't actually spit at you spit at you a simple three point plan 3 2 1 hurrah clap clap oneeighthundred succe$$ ce$$ e$$ $$ $ why do you dawdle slackjaw & staring when you could instead have your very own WONDERLIFE LOVECHARM INCANTATION yes & command your very own ROBOBUTLER to trill the plaintive peasant songs of unmapped Andalusia yes & thrill to the power of your very own MAGNETORAY WARTREMOVER franchise & then one day I stomped right in said quit quit I quit haha kachunk vroomvroom rompon onramp to fortune freeway to fun see my blinding white teeth chew up contracts crush through tile get outta my way & offa my pile nothing down nothing up nothing ever proved in court pending appeal free O free O free & draw the sword & jerk the cord & hit the ground running at zero zone alone foomp your parachute palace here at Alameda gardens just a hop skip jump to Duke street where the tip top guys oolala the bebop babes are standing by buy buhbye oneeighthundred now yes now uhhuh now 1 2 3 3 2 1 hut hut hut & yes I said yes I will Yes
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