I expect to be blown up for this; but really, what kind of a self-respecting Muslim terrorist organization names itself after a pig's hind quarters?
Am I talking about you, Hamas?
I couldn't be talking about Hizbollah, because then it wouldn't be funny.
So it must be Pigbutt, er, Hamas.
Hey, I didn't give you the name.
So sue me, or blow me up, or just blow me. Your call.