Specifically I am pissed off about the quality of Russian porno.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm glad that we (OK, the US and Britain) won the Cold War. This was a good thing. It led to the collapse of the Soviet Union, which is a doublegoodplus thing.
But unfortunately with Russia's historic turn to democracy and free markets and especially with the advent of the Internet we are flooded with easily available, professional-quality, Russian porno. (Yay, DSL!)
Or so I am told.
I wouldn't have any objection to Russian porno, which, I am informed, features some very attractive women, a disturbing distribution of men who look like V.I. Lenin, and the usual cheesy plots.
Hypothetically, what would really frost my shorts about Russian porno is that the dialogue would necessarily be in Russian, which I am sure is a very lovely language but it sounds like someone trying to gargle Lego blocks.
Plus, you don't know what the little mincing Minsk is actually saying.
Is it "Ooooh, DO me big boy!"?
Or is she talking about DOOOoooostoyevski?
I think that it'd be definitely deflating to have Raskolnikov or the Brothers Karamazov wander through my mind at critical moments.
Kamerad Putin! Put UP this Wall!