I'm in the middle of a mini-Instalanche. My ersatz nude Wendy Mesley post seems to have caught the attention of Metafilter, a message board, which is directing a steady stream of traffic my way.
It's a nailbiter, folks. Can I get eight more hits in the next half hour to surpass my previous daily record?
This might seem like a petty little achievement to you; but then, I have sort of a petty little life. And I wouldn't trade it for all the tea in China.
Or maybe I would. Anyone got any idea as to how much tea there is in China?
Woohoo! Another hit!
Update: Two hits short. I have failed. I am a rotting heap of garbage along the silver rails of the Success Express. Stupid, stupid, you BIG STUPID!
All I want for my birthday (which is coming up in a couple of weeks, hint, hint) is a set of those fancy Ginsu knives that you see advertised on TV.
So that I can RITUALLY DISEMBOWEL myself!!!
God, I'm such a loser. Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow.
G'night!