I don't want to blog
I want to bang on the drum all day...
I thought of writing a parody of the song, but then I downloaded the lyrics (who knew it had other lyrics?) and I'd be hard pressed to do anything with them. And I'd feel stupid just repeating the chorus over and over. (Not half as stupid as you'd feel reading it, though.)
I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got
Blisters on my hand because
When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that's why
Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because
I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day
Yeah, well maybe you can, Mister-Fancy-Pants-Recording-Artist-Todd-Rundgren, but some of us have more important things to do, like blog.
Or in my case, play with the new game I bought today, Rise of Nations.
Yes, it's about a year old, but I always wait until they go on sale. It'd be nice to be a beta-tester for Microsoft, but only if I'm being paid for it.
Anyway, it looks interesting -- sort of a cross between Age Of Empires and Civilization.
Duty calls, dear readers, so I must reluctantly attend to it.