It was while steaming open my wife's mail that I reflected on Henry Stimson's sage counsel. You'll recall that Stimson served as Secretary of State (1929-33) in the Hoover Administration. While in that position, he closed down State's cryptoanalysis section, on the basis that "Gentlemen don't read each other's mail."
Fortunately "Khyrystyhyl" (not her real name) is no gentleman.
And neither am I.
Uh-oh, here comes "Khyrystyhyl." She's in one of her "moods," I can tel
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