Ladies and Gentlemen and those of indeterminate persuasion.
I have arrived. As the totally unretouched Ecosystem screen capture below
indicates, I have at long last surpassed RuPaul, the noted, uh, celebrity, who has much less traffic than me, but apparently a much more active social life:
last saturday night, a surprise birthday dinner was arranged for my friend MICHAEL ROURKE at BARRY DILLER’S house. the party consisted of just under 20 people, including the whole ROURKE family, RICKI LAKE, LIZA PERSKY, the GOVERNOR and FIRST LADY of CALIFORNIA, and some of MICHAEL’s other close personal friends, who also happened to be big HOLLYWOOD high-rollers. everyone was lovely and the food was great, but i couldn’t help but feel really inadequate. monday, i spent the entire session with my therapist working it out.
It sounds like more fun than I had last Saturday, anyway. I'd work it out with my therapist, but I can't afford one.