Canadian arena-rockers Nickelback wax nostalgic on the glories of love in, er, a ditch?
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease
Frontman Chad Kroeger: "I used to view songwriting as masturbation - you don't really want anybody watching."
Indeed. And yet they say that romance is dead.