Dog of Flanders poses this stumper:
If Y was the "spiritual" leader of Hamas, and Rantisi replaces him, why then isn't anyone calling Rantisi the new "spiritual" leader?
a) He's still short three merit badges.
b) "Spiritual leader?" No thanks, look what happened to the last one.
c) He's actually a very confused Methodist.
d) He can't grow required saintly beard -- children snicker behind his back, call him "Fred Flintstone."