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Juno Want To Know A Secret

The Junos are on tonight. These are Canada's version of the Grammy Awards, and I care about them every bit as much, which is to say not at all.

However, this gives me the annual occasion to boast that Canada leads the world in the production of horse-faced female vocalists.

Celine Dion. Alanis Morissette. Avril Lavigne. Anne Murray. Diana Krall. Sarah McLachlan. Not to forget . . . Joni Mitchell.

Read 'em and weep, boys, read 'em and weep.

Comments (2)

You're a brave one to make such a statement - and yet I can't deny it.

Neighhh!

OMG you're so right! There was a moment when Alanis was singing that I looked at her teeth and I couldn't believe she actually thought those facial contortions are attractive!

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