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guided missiles, aim at my heart
down to destroy me, tear me apart
guided missiles, none of them true
now I know the enemy is you

-- manhattan transfer

I want this:

Former United States Air Force facility located in Central Washington State 10 minutes off I-90

Underground Buildings:

Power Dome - 125' diameter, 75' ceiling
Control Dome - 100' diameter, 50' ceiling
3 - 155' deep Missile Silos
3 - Equipment Terminal Builings - 4 Stories
3 - Misc. Buildings adjacent to Silos
Ex-Air Intake Building (Empty Useable Space)
Ex-Air Exhaust Building (Empty Useable Space)
2 - Antenna Silos - 6 stories deep
1 - Entry Portal Building- 6 stories deep

Underground tunnel level 5 stories below ground level.
Underground has a constant unheated temperature of 55 degrees.
Wall thicknesses 2 feet to 14 feet.
Built to withstand a 1 MEGATON blast within 3,000 feet and survive!
Private water system with 700' well.
3 Phase High-Voltage Power on site.
Paved Roads.
Original perimeter barbed-wire topped chainlink fence intact.
Original 40' by 100' metal shop above ground.
2 manufactured homes on property.
Ground water level approx. 600 feet below surface.

THIS FACILITY HAS NO GROUNDWATER SEEPAGE.

360 degree view. Few Neighbors. Private, secluded location.

APPOINTMENT REQUIRED FOR SHOWINGS
DO NOT TRESSPASS OR DISTURB EXISTING TENANTS

$3,950,000 Minimum Sales Price

Unfortunately I'm about $3,949,999.42 short, so please post your credit card numbers in the comments and help make a boy's little dream come true.

Hold off on that. They seem to have removed the missiles. What the hell's it good for, without missiles? I was only going to fire them off on special occasions, like Saturdays, but if there's no missiles, then screw it.

Possible Uses: Ultra Secure, Ultra Private, Personal/Corporate Retreat
World Class Winery - Plant Vineyard above, Store Vintage below
Backup Data, or other long term storage
Year Round Youth Camp or Boarding School
1 silo could be a 155' Rock Climbing Wall
1 silo could be a 100' deep SCUBA Training Pool

I don't think so, U.S. Air Force. Put the missiles back and we can talk.

Via The Politburo Diktat
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