oh, I wonder, wonder who
but who knew who
who wrote the book of love
This is hilarious, but not very worksafe (unless you happen to be Bill Clinton's new intern).
Click on one of the buttons on the left and watch as the love secrets of the ancients are displayed in glorious wire-frame mapping!
But there's more! It slices, it dices, it --
Sorry, wrong script.
Click on the button at the upper right and you can position, rotate and choreograph to your heart's content. Discover love secrets that the ancients never thought of, or decided to postpone until the invention of chiropractors.
Yes, it's hours of fun for the whole family! Order now and --
Oops. Wrong script again.