My hands are drenched with sticky, white fluid.
My clothes are stained with sticky, white fluid.
The walls are spattered with sticky, white fluid.
Yes, I've been painting the basement.
You thought elsewise? Get your mind out of the ggutter, DdDoriss.
DDDamn! I sssseem to have gggluedddddd myssself to the keyboarddddddddddddddddddddd