Fire is our friend. But fire is also our enemy:
A 22-year-old fire breather burned her face and torso during a party in Royal Oak, according to witnesses.Beth Guzdek of Sterling Heights put flammable liquid in her mouth, held a lit baton in front of her and she breathed flames, said Keith Howarth, one of about 60 guests at the party. Howarth is her boss at Noir Leather. During the second fire blow, the flames leapt back at her.
In related news, didn't Mother warn you guys about this?
“It was a horrible pain, like someone had stabbed me with a pair of scissors,” said Jon Lipton. Lipton tripped, later blaming it on either his tied shoelaces or the various trip wires that lined the track, and came crashing down upon his own scissors, puncturing a lung and kidney and ending his dreams of winning a Golden Wallaby.
P.S. Check the comment (just below the title) on the second story. Methinks Mister Grumblebunny missed his nappy-wappy time today . . .