the blog quebecois

and oh, my god, look,
you have just discovered
the way that one thing can lead to another

-- pet shop boys

Ain't that the truth. For instance, you could go here and milk the cows before they explode.

But that leads to a lot of milk. So you could make some ice cream with it. What flavor, though?

Maybe the Japanese have some ideas. They have some, uh . . . different concepts for ice cream flavors, such as lettuce and potato, red wine, and tulips.

Or this.

Which leads to nausea.