one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
and the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all
go ask alice, when she's ten feet tall.
TV commercial that I find puzzling:
[Midrange shot of man sitting on sofa rather incongruously at the end of a dock, overlooking a lake or ocean]Voiceover: He went to his doctor and asked about see Alice.
[Woman -- presumably his wife -- magically appears beside him. They laugh, cuddle]
Voiceover: And that's exactly what she had in mind.
Ask your doctor if see Alice is right for you.
See Alice. Are you ready?
All right, who's this Alice and why is his wife so anxious for him to see her?
I've seen other commercials for the trollop and she can apparently provoke a four-hour boner, which sounds good, except that you're supposed to go to the Emergency Room and get it deflated or something.
That icy touch of the stethoscope will do it every time.