Get Me Rewrite!
This is too funny. A writer for Salon is dismissive of the RNC bloggers, accusing them of too much fluff and celebrity-spotting. He perhaps unwisely adds this:
Indeed, Protein Wisdom contributor Jeff Goldstein weighed in with the definitive word on Harmon's appearance.
"Observations from the convention floor: Angie Harmon smells of honeysuckle and cloves--her flawless skin the color of sun-baked mahogany, her sultry voice the hum of Mezcal and cigarettes and late night conversations with friends on the deck of a rented beach house. Truly dazzling.
"Oh. And Jason Sehorn, John McCain, and Rudy Giuliani spoke tonight, too."
Sure, Jeff is "blogging the RNC," if you sort of expand the definition to "sitting in Colorado, making stuff up out of whole cloth."
Hilariously, the writer attempts to defend himself in Jeff's comments section, proving the merit of the old adage -- "When you're in a hole, stop digging."