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Hostage, Smostage

No negotiations with these bastards. Someone go over there and help him find his saw.

The Arabic television station Al-Jazeera has broadcast a second video of kidnapped blog worker The Commissar, who took himself hostage last week and threatens to behead himself with his own circular saw, unless his demands are met.

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In the video broadcast on Wednesday, a confused-looking, bearded Commissar, wearing a plaid shirt, was shown in a dimly-lit room. He claimed that his circular saw was "right there in the basement, provided I can find it amidst all the junk."

Comments (1)

bobthebellbuoy:

10/31/2004 11:18:07 AM

Zut alors,
He's been rescued! (Intercepted Communique signed by the Commandant, Flying Monkey Brigade)

Must have been an inside job.

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