whisper in my ear
kicka pooka mok a wa wahini
are the words I long to hear-- john prine
One of the great joys of my misspent youth was typing dirty words into various text-driven games (like King's Quest or Adventure) to see how the computer would respond.
(Hey, I told you it was a misspent youth.)
Anyway, here's a kindred spirit, who did the same thing with a lot of games; and better, got screen caps of them. (There are about five full pages -- click on "East" at the bottom of the page to display the next one.)
Work safe, assuming nobody looks at your screen too closely.
Via boingboing