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Once again, the Nazis have STOLEN the so-called "election"!!! The henchmen of Karl Rove drugged minority voters in Florida!!!!!!!!! And their last-minute SCARE TACTICS of accusing John Kerry of being a crash test dummy, and trying to focus on the Constitution instead of REAL ISSUES like Vietnam were calculated to frighten so-called "men" into VOTING!!!! If you're not MOPEY about this, then you're a BIG IDIOT!
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Via Tim Blair