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One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

You remember the Chickenman (I can't find a link for it, so I might have the name wrong) from a few months ago? That was the guy dressed in a ridiculous chicken outfit who would respond to commands that you typed in.

Meet the Virtual Bartender, who is much easier on the eyes. You can direct her to bring you a beer, dance, etc. You can even ask her to take off her clothes.

Not that I would try anything so crass, of course; and anyway, if you do, a large bouncer comes over and stands in front of you, kind of spoiling the view.

Or so I have heard.

Via The Presurfer, some of the other commands she responds to:

balls, belly, bend over, bottle, box, can, cowgirl, dance, dog, drink a beer, eat a banana, exercise, fight, give me your number, guitar, guys, hair, handstand, head, hey, hello, hummer, jiggle, jump, kiss a girl, laugh, lick, lie on the bar, light, lips, love, magic, model, muscle, party, phone, pillow fight, pitcher, playboy, pole dance, pour, pout, pushup, rap, remove shoes, rock, rope, rotate, serve, shake, sing, sleep, splits, stretch, surf, switch, talk, tap dance, tickle, tie shoes, wave, yoga.

Comments (1)

Paul:

DATE: 11/20/2004 08:22:03 PM

You're thinking of the Subservient Chicken, a brilliant marketing idea from the Burger King.

http://subservientchicken.com/

Don't get too rude: the chicken will give you a ticking off.

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