now jimmy’s grown this year
says mommy quick come here
santa’s sweaty and he smells like beer
and he says, kid shut your mouth
you give me a headache
What would Christmas be without heartwarming photos of children frightened by Santa?
Mind you, that Santa is one scary dude, what with his jet powered sled and Laser Deathrays.
He's got a bit of a problem with anger management, too.
Via J-Walk Blog