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National Review Online has been advertising for an assistant editor, and our boy at The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog jumps at the chance:

WE'RE LOOKING for an assistant editor here at NRO, which is an editing position. Send your resumes/cover letters to me with "assistant editor" in the subject line. Some experience with editing extremely helpful. Desire to edit required.

Sent off one minute ago:

From: "iraqwarwrong"
Subject: assistant editor
To: klopez@nationalreview.com

HEllo KLJ,

I'm believe I now available for you're ``assistant
editor'' job at NRO (Neo-cons). AS the Proprietor of
a bonaphide web blog (TIWWWB) for well over six(6)
months now. The result's are plain to see. I put
ALOT of effort into pain staking process of Editing my
posts for perfection readably and legibility.

For my resumay. I believe a quick (brief) persual
of my websight should suffice (in lieu.) You're are
invited to take a look (yourself) and see my record of
excellent blogging status. URL address link below.

Plucky lad! He's heading straight for the heartland of the enemy, and God only knows how much damage he'll cause there.

Assuming he gets hired, of course -- but how can he fail with an introduction like that?