with gilligan, the skipper too
the millionaire, and his wife
the movie star, the professor and mary ann
here on gilligan's isle
Mr. Sun has obviously put a lot of thought into the optimal strategy for boinking the beauteous Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island:
In this time of war and great tragedy, I have naturally been preoccupied with the big questions. Namely, how would I have bedded Mary Ann if I were Gilligan. The answer? Strategy. I would have used my mind to create a rock solid Mary Ann Nailing Strategy that guaranteed I'd be rockin' the hut on a regular basis.
I mean, he's even drawn up sort of a Power Point chart:

It's all a bit complicated to me, but Mr. Sun will explain all here.