From eBay:
This story is completely true and no names have been changed to protect the guilty! This year for Christmas my boyfriend of two years promised me an iPod but instead presented me with
Warning: Might not be SFW
a pair of pink fuzzy handcuffs and a twenty dollar bill. I am shocked and crushed of course and have gathered all of his belongings into a bag. He can hit the road because I don't want to be with anyone who has such bad taste and is so cheap. I'm so insulted and hurt that this Christmas, the man I wanted to marry, let me down so bad.To recoup my losses from the money I spent on him and to try to get enough together for what I really wanted, I am auctioning off this crappy gift. Imagine what you could do with these fuzzy handcuffs, brand new and still in the package! If you want to dump YOUR girlfriend, this is the way to go. Time tested and proved to work or your money back! Then use the money to take your new one out to dinner.
Via The Presurfer
Comments (2)
DATE: 01/05/2005 07:42:03 PM
Thanks for that, I needed a good side-splitting laugh.
Posted by keith | April 10, 2009 11:40 AM
Posted on April 10, 2009 11:40
DATE: 01/05/2005 09:16:20 PM
Judging by the comments below the description it kind of looks like this might be a joke.
Posted by Marty | April 10, 2009 11:41 AM
Posted on April 10, 2009 11:41