My host was down and I was otherwise indisposed for much of the day, so I've had to dip into gnotalex's Big Box O' Links to provide you with your Minimum Daily Allotment of Amusement. And when I say "minimum," you can take that to the bank.
If you find this more than mildly (and briefly) amusing, you might need help. It's your standard cute airplane shooter fighting off waves of flying saucers or something. (You don't need to install the Japanese font - just use the arrow keys to steer and the spacebar to shoot.)
This is kind of interesting. It's a sort of chain reaction thing, and there's no point to it, besides seeing what best single-turn score you can rack up.