you want a part of me
well i'm not selling cheap
no i'm not selling cheap
The Presurfer linked a couple of days ago to this, a site which allegedly was "formed in 2003 by an anonymous collective of former Hollywood personal assistants," and claims to sell specimens of celebrities' body fluids.
We obtain the vast majority of our specimens from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers, who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. On occasion we purchase quality specimens from private sellers. Regardless of where the specimens come from, we make certain that all specimens obtained go through the same rigorous testing process.
The frightening thing is that there probably would be a market for this, but it appears to be a hoax. The specimens are supposedly verified by the "Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado," which doesn't exist as far as I can find. Nor do any of the order buttons work.
Still, it had me fooled for awhile.