greenpeace is snaking all our loot
for that humongous monster that they think is cute
i bet if I were swimming way out at sea
one of those things would make lunch outta me
Indeed. Sure, if you live in a city or something like that, getting eaten by a whale is probably not a major worry of yours; but with summer coming and people heading out to the lake for vacation, you might want to keep it in mind. The BBC's h2g2 (a sort of wiki-like project) agrees and provides some practical advice:
Once inside, sit tight and try not to touch anything if at all possible. Gastric processes are invasive and skin does not recover well from encounters with digestive fluids. The process by which gastric acid handles food is slow and wearing clothing, especially of the synthetic variety, is likely to buy you some time.
Via MonkeyFilter