The government of Canada decided to consult it's aboriginal people on ways to reverse the country's slide to banana republic status among nations.Chief Two Eagles was asked by one official:
"You have observed the white man in Canada for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong in Canada?"
The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied ....
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