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Treefuggers

According to my exhaustive research, Miming is a minor Norse forest god. The day we can't shout abuse at mimes is a sad day for freedom, if you ask me. Look what happened to this guy:

A German man has been arrested after a marriage guidance counsellor advised him to run around naked shouting at trees.

Dieter Braun, 43, from Recklinghausen said the stress release technique had worked perfectly until he was arrested.

He told police that venting his anger on the trees had stopped him shouting at his wife.

"If I didn't go to the woods and scream at the trees then my marriage would probably be over," he said.

He added taking his clothes off at the same time made him feel more relaxed.

"For me it's a type of relaxation therapy. Feeling the breeze on my naked skin really calms me down."

But local police said other visitors to the forest did not find his behaviour relaxing and have now charged him with causing a public nuisance.

Comments (2)

Showing too much wood.

That may not be the whole story. I heard his wife was frigid.

It seems the complaints were not so much about nudity but more to do with just how vigorously he happened to be hugging the moss covered human sized trees. 73s TG

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