Some of you might have seen this:
British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly-named village.While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of F---ing are failing to see the funny side, The Sunday Telegraph newspaper reported.
Only one kind of crimimal ever stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border -- cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humour and a screwdriver.
But the local authorities are hitting back and with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.
"We will not stand for the F---ing signs being removed," the officer told the broadsheet.
"It may be very amusing for you British, but F---ing is simply F---ing to us. What is this big F---ing joke? It is puerile."
Exactly. We have avoided linking to this story until now, because, as you know, we are above sniggering schoolboy humor such as that.
We much prefer sniggering schoolboy humor such as this.