Have converted to Mohammedism and taken a new name: I. bin Bizzy and probably will be doubly so for this week and much of the next.
That does not mean that research has not been proceeding apace at the prestigious gnotalex Institute for Advanced Blógging Technologies. We are pleased to roll out our latest tactical device, a Fearsome Doomsday Engine that will strike terror into the hearts of our enemies.
Indeed, one could even call it a "Weapon of Ass Destruction." If one were being vulgar, that is.
This is such a devastating apparatus that it will only be triggered in exceptional circumstances, like when a politician says or does something stupid. As such we expect to deploy it no more than three thousand times per day. Four, tops.
With no further ado, then, ladies and gentlemen: the Wheel! Of! Moron!