Redhead? check! Brunette? check! Blonde . . . blonde . . . I seem to have mislaid my blonde picture. I must have had a blonde moment. Though I assure you, she was very hot.
In the meantime, "Monique"! (Or whatever you'd choose to call her. If I had the time, I'd Photoshop her overexposed thumb. Or maybe not. It depends on which purposes "she" proposes to put it. Ohmigod. I'd never thought of . . . the bottle opener).
And if you are dumb enough to click on the NSFW link: Well, you probably didn't need that job anyway.
NSFW link here.
Update: It has been called to my attention that I "accidentally" put up the Paint Shop Pro "attempt" at avoiding "Monique"'s "naughty" "bits". I assure you that this is not the case. If "Monique" had "naughty" "bits," I would be pleased to show them. With "her" "permission," of course.