HARRISON FORD hates the internet, because it means anyone can spread malicious gossip about him. The actor, who plays a computer-security specialist in his latest film FIREWALL, sees a need to censor his words to avoid being misrepresented online. He says, "The worst thing about the internet is that anything and everything is up for grabs. How can that be, when I limit my public conversations to about once every couple of years? "Any kind of rubbish goes on the internet and it can have a f**king life of its own."
Oh my gosh. I immediately went to the Internets to find out what kind of nasty things people were saying about Harrison. Not much, beyond the standard industry bumpf. I did, however, find the Harrison Ford Paper Doll page and I gotta agree with his concern: If the wardrobe is at all accurate, he dresses like a blind Hawaiian pimp.