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I Know Why The Caged Bird Stinks

bird_with_hair_lotion5This blog would like to go on record that putting human hair control products on a bird is not a good idea. The feathers of birds are complex structures that will not benefit from a dollop of Li'l Harlot's Stylin' Gel and a spritz of Iron Woman Head Fixative.

And all of this in a pathetic bid for Internet traffic. (You want pathetic traffic, I got you covered.)

Maybe I'm misreading the picture. It could be that they just stuck some pieces of an old wig on it with some Krazy Glue.™ That would be okay, I guess.

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