I don't make this stuff up, folks. Apart from the stuff that I do make up, I mean. But I didn't make this one up.
BUST IN VAGINA THEFTA 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a hand-held vagina was stolen from an adult video store in Kingston. Police said the suspect allegedly selected the sex toy, ran from the Bath St. store and was chased by a staffer. Police found the man 10 minutes after the $80 toy was stolen. "We found him around the corner -- and he had used it," said Const. Neil Finn. The toy was apparently dumped after being used and was not recovered.
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