san se chardonnay chaiblie
pinot gris jiot
just to take the edge of
just to get the glow
Cracked was the poor man's Mad Magazine; same comic book format, but not as well done, as I recall it. I haven't seen it on a newsstand in ages, but it's now got a Web presence, with some sharply-written humor.
Such as this collection of wine reviews, by someone who knows well the bouquet of a fine Muscatel:
Shiraz has a bit of kick to it-a little spice. It reminds you of that romantic night in Costa Rica with Gitana Dulcinea de Esperanza. You met her at the hotel bar where she was selling dead roses and chess pieces out of a wicker bag. You danced and danced and danced. It was so wrong but it felt so right.
(Warning: Safe for work, but other pieces and video clips onsite might not be.)