Al of Londoun ys aflame wyth newes of the grete entertaynment of 'Serpentes on a Shippe,' the which ys perfourmed ech daye by the menne of the gild of beekeeperes (and thus ys ycleped a 'b-movie'). Ich haue just nowe retourned from a trippe to see yt wyth Litel Lowys and Tommy Vske. Whan ich was ther, Tommy founde for me a copye of the romaunce in fyve chapteres on whiche the performaunce ys based, and Ich shal pooste yt heere for yower redyge. (This writer hath a verye good style - ich am reallye jealous. Oon daye, peraventure, ich shalle write sum thyng of Arthur; and yet, the matir of Troye hath alwey ben easier for me.)
If you couldn't get enough of The Canterbury Tales in English 101, good news; Chaucer's got a blog. (On Blogger, the cheapskate.)
Old Geoff's keeping up wyth the tymes, thogh. His Amazon Wish List includes NWA's Straight Outta Compton and the first season DVD of Pimp My Ride.