the blog quebecois

Neglected to pick up that Thanksgiving turkey, did you? Fear not: For the price of a free Acrobat Reader, some brown paper, and a bit of folding and pasting, this handsome example of turkitude can grace your table. Guaranteed to contain no calories, nor sleep-inducing tryptophan.

(On legal advice, you are strongly advised not to cook the "bird." There is little danger of salmonella poisoning. Depending on where you got the paper, of course.)