To help you get in touch with the materialistic aspects of Christmas, two games (via Ursi's Blog):
In Santa Toss you bring the bling by dropping it down chimneys. (The type of present is pictured on the roof of the next house.)
Snow Line is yet another variant of LineRider. Get the goods by drawing a line to them, and then to the finish line. Warning: Both games have music, but you can mute it in the second. (Speaker button at the top.)
I will leave you to your undignified grubbing for presents, and this blog will go dark for the remainder of the season. Perhaps great and earth-shaking events will compel breaking my silence for a world hungry for my thoughts (Stop laughing. It could happen); but if not, a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all.