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I Suppose That 'Doggy-Style' Is Completely Out Of The Question?

press.co.nz:

vegansexuals

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers".

Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

No, we usually poop them out. Day or two, tops. Unless those bones get stuck again.

See, I can be adult about this. Unlike these news anchors at WBFS Miami, who seem to find the subject amusing. Warning: News anchors, amused.


Comments (1)

It reminds me of a guy I know from University who was a vegan. It turns out that he turned vegan in order to get girls. When the girls weren't going for it, he gave it up.

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