It is a truth universally acknowledged, that the innumerable readers of this fine blog are of exceptional idleness and indolence, at least when we survey their ad-clicking activity.
So I have decided to give you lazy sods no excuse for not preparing this ghoulish decoration* in plenty of time for Halloween. If you start now, you should have quite an impressive pile of rotting orange-colored stuff to put out on the doorstep come Oct. 31.
(*No, I have no idea why it has a guitar. Consider it optional.)