Just what the hell is wrong with the old-fashioned, romantic tradition of packing a pair of tin snips for your big date? Cuts through that underwire like butter.
Bra Trainer is a fictional teaching aid designed by Noam Toran to instruct adolescent boys to overcome the intricacies of opening the brassiere. When initiated the machine mechanically demonstrates the basic principles of clasp disengagement. Following a short pause the machine then re-secures the bra ready for the next demonstration.The piece is inspired from accounts of repressive post-war institutionalised sex education in the UK in which teachers were not allowed to touch any of the props (prophylactics, physical models of reproductive organs) unless using gloves or a stick.
That's still good advice while handling many teachers.

Comments (2)
Were the gloves the teachers had to use cotton or rubber? Rubber gloves and a stick could go a long way to explaining a lot of British quirkiness.
Not that I'm implying anything.
Posted by marybeth | November 8, 2007 1:04 PM
Posted on November 8, 2007 13:04
Say no more, say no more, nudge nudge, wink wink.
Posted by gnotalex | November 8, 2007 9:01 PM
Posted on November 8, 2007 21:01