When we go out for breakfast and a cop shows up at the Denny's we are at, handcuffs her, puts her in the back of the squad car and threatens to arrest me for kidnapping the (unknown at the time) Sheriff's Daughter.
In honor of Valentine's Day, Fark.com started a thread on lousy first dates.
Warning: I didn't fully read the thread, and doubtless it's grown considerably since. Though Fark does screen out most profanity, things do slip through and people sometimes post pictures that are NSFW.
But by far the worst date I've ever heard about was one by this woman, who posted it to Gapers Block, a sort of Craig's List-like page for Chicagoans:
So instead we went to this park where I smoke another cigarette while he digs another hole. I didn't time it but I think it was about 45 minutes before he finished. He was crying the whole time also and would periodically look up at me and mumble how it was "all his fault". I said a couple things about how I needed to be getting back but he was oblivious, I just decided to wait it out. Finally he finishes, dumps the raccoon in and stands up, he's still crying. I light another cigarette and try not to look at him. "Well?" he says. I look up. "SAY SOMETHING!!" he's crying harder now. So I mutter something about God please guide this raccoon to your heavenly bosom etc, he begins to fill in the whole and who should show up then but two police officers.