The Democrats have now only two candidates who stand to chance against this powerful phalanx: Barack Obama, senator of City Chicago and nephew of Saddam Hussein; and Hillary Rodham Clinton, organizer of popular solidarity-building women's breakfasts for discussion of hair-hygiene and of place of woman in American politics, and only official wife of number-one enemy of Serbs and all Slavic peoples, Bill Clinton.
I really don't know what to make of this one. It's ostensibly a translation of an piece in a Belarus newspaper looking at the US presidential race, but it reads more like The Onion on acid. Going to the poster's website turns up a writer with a deeply-satirical bent who also contributes apparently-serious articles to Counterpunch, Alexander Cockburn's leftist ezine.
Well, whatever. It certainly is the funniest thing I've read today.
Via kottke.org