When I first saw this mugshot at The Smoking Gun, I thought that the cops had hauled in a man in the middle of "marcelling," a hair-straightening treatment used by blacks (think Al Sharpton, James Brown, or New York congressman Charlie Rangel), which leaves the wearer with a large, wavy pompadour. Alas, on further inspection, it appears to be a woman, albeit one of the less-comely representatives of the sex.
But what do I care? My headline still fits.