We're not saying we know everything there is to know about sex, though we have spent a lot of time, uh, reading about it. But in none of our experience have we happened upon a case when bagging someone up like a Christmas tree on its way to the dump was a way to initiate coitus.Cracked takes a baleful look at sex toys. Never mind sneaking into a store somewhere: You'd be embarrassed to order some of these puppies online.
Warning: Language.